because I AM SO NOT INTERESTED

(for clearing out any confusion that guys may have about girls)

Dear guys, please stop being so impossible now. This “hasi to phasi” attitude is not applicable to this generation that we are proudly a part of. We have studied together, have been great friends and we have shared our moments irrespective of the gender we have.

I know, and to be very honest you also know that the enigma, the charisma your opposite sex that is we females have, has always entranced you beyond limits.

You have always had this unprecedented urge to try on us and at the very least, be “good friends”. You have unnecessarily pampered us, helped us with our works, and been extra nice just to get your names etched in our good books.

But this is all well till you stand a chance with us. Once you know you do not, every nicety is a passé. And suddenly we become the one who initiated the conversation, who “used” you for numerous benefits and again, “pyar ka punchnama” comes to your rescue.

Honestly we never wanted you; because if it were not you, it was some other desperado falling for us (TONGUE IN CHEEK).

Now this was just one scene I was putting into light, there is another even bigger picture that is still left for you to see.

The “Macho” in you who despite whatever your looks and intellect be is always bent on proving that yes! You are the one on whom girls die.

You go and talk to a girl; she is smart or ok let us take her to be average looking. She talked to you nicely and lo, here you are so sure that she was hitting on you.

C’mon dude grow up!

Now that you have gained the audacity to go and talk and to accept that it comes naturally to you guys to flirt with girls; why do you shy away from the fact when you have to say it among your friends?

I mean seriously this is not done. If you are trying to court a girl who is not interested in you, be bold enough to accept that. Do not for heaven’s sake term the poor innocent girl a coquette just because it was your ego that had to be satiated.

Honestly, we know that any day we can get a guy better than the one we are talking to; but still we talk because it is a “friend” we search for and not a “prospective flame”.

Stop being a loser you all. If we females like a guy, we go and tell him and even if he refuses, we own up to it.

Don’t be your usual self that if a girl does not like you “that way” then she has to be shammed publically.

Remember, we have kept your secrets for long but if you continue with your ways, they’ll be out in public soon.

(PS: There are exceptions to the above text too but then it’s the majority that is running the world)