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Beetching !!

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I say it with double 'e' instead of an 'i' because that explains the level of perplexity this thing has caused in my life. There are certain trends that I have observed and I would like you all to kindly throw some light on them for me. The trends are as under: We bitch about the ones we have stayed and observed a lot. We stay a lot with them and that is why we bitch about them. We have observed them enough in our stay with them and that is why we bitch about them. We bitch about them and that is why we observe them all the more. We bitch behind their back but we are all so cloyingly sweet with them when they are there. Bitching for us is a statement of fact but that is what we feel about someone (and expectation is that it be taken as universal) The person we bitch with is bitched about in front of the one we just bitched about. We bitch in front of one and all with the assumption that we are the only ones who are doing things " idhar-udhar " (being

Random STUPID stuff

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OK! so I had been forcing myself to write something for long now and there was so much of sheer stupidity around (and inside too) that I could not but delve into the deeper realms of being stupid. Seriously, how can anyone for that matter be this stupid, as in really really stupid type. So stupid that the word "stupid" finds the person stupid. Now let us define stupid in a way different from the usual largely perceived meaning. Dictionary defines "stupid" as someone who is unintelligent or dumb witted or moronic. Well I define stupid as someone who does not suit my taste ! Stumped! Aren't You ? But that is exactly what we always do; right! Oh this guy has always to do this thing, such a stupid one! (So, what's your problem, is it affecting you in any way?) C'mon don't be stupid, buy this phone! (Why are you being stupid in forcing him to pay "HIS" money for your choice, just let him do what he wants) Are you stupid you haven