And so i Thought and Said

There was once a joke about Indian people urinating anywhere and everywhere. So true it was, wasn't it. Many of us, am very sure, must have exercised this right to pee freely many times. Needless to say that this is one of the most frequently exercised right. We (esp males) can urinate anywhere. You stop the bus, you stop the car, you are in the market, you are standing next to the public urinal (you won't do it in the urinal). As a child while going on long road journeys, it used to be a great pastime for me to count the number of "uncles" found urinating on the way. Hilariously, the count exceeded 20 always. Obviously for people to put up photos of Gods on walls or posting the very common, " Gadhe k poot yaha na moot ", there had to be a solid reason. And then, the ladies why should I leave you, you have this obsession to keep the toilets as filthy as possible, not flushing your poop or just leaving behind that used pad of yours. And how can I forget,